crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Crowd around the pillar

Irish slang. Itchy balls.

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.

by Golden V February 9, 2025

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024