A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.
by big booty lovin January 12, 2012
Get the Colt Swainmug. the most greasiest, oiliest, beautiful, dank, moist, slimey, white, and precious booty in the whole world
by the mega shrekker 6969 December 10, 2019
Get the colts dank bootymug. Colted- Something that is great; similar to goated; a place that is amazing; Used in popular culture to mean that something is the best (usually a hyperbole)
by mattyice2 October 19, 2022
Get the Coltedmug. by Mattress119 September 18, 2019
Get the colt nelsonmug. 
by coltiepoo March 7, 2024
Get the jasper and coltmug. Colt Walker is artful in companionable silence. He overlooks the she beast that sometimes surfaces. His a man of old fashioned courtesy who listens carefully and knows to read between the lines. He knows how to play and how to fight for something he believes in. His handsome, kind, generous with the most grabable butt. His always funny but knows but knows when to be serious. His a heartstopper and a heartbreaker. His a great friend who is admired by many.There are times when he doubt his worth, that's why he has a number of close friends who will always remind him that his more worthy than all the riches in the world. Colt is the best friend everyone wants to have.
by chill babes May 3, 2018
Get the Colt Walkermug.