by Grandad joe September 5, 2019


by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.
by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

the person that makes it, so when you get home you hate human beings because jokes are against the law according to teachers
by Bofter September 3, 2018

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness
by That guy ryan September 22, 2019
