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Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose
Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose
by Grandad joe September 5, 2019
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teachers

assholes who take your phones illegally and tells you that the bell doest release you I do
my teachers are assholes
by namedboi May 16, 2019
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Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.
The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!
by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019
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Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019
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Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.
Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.
by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018
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Teacher

the person that makes it, so when you get home you hate human beings because jokes are against the law according to teachers
by Bofter September 3, 2018
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Teacher

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness
My teacher helps me learn at school
by That guy ryan September 22, 2019
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