Toilet paper

Once mackensie put his finger up his ass

Hello bruv i like toilet paper

by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017

Toilet paper

No existent in the uk

Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper

Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker

by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021