gem swallow

gem swallow:
slut,hor. A women(or man)who sucked the penus of an extremely rich man or a pimp.

"Suzy is a super gem swallow!"

by Rallyman July 28, 2006

A Spit Swallow

What is left over from a drink that doesn't amount to much.

(1) "Go ahead and drink the rest of the milk from the carton, there's only "A spit swallow" left.

(2) Joe: Can I have the rest of your Cola?"

Pete: Ya, there's only "A Spit Swallow" left.

by idk_a_name December 13, 2010

A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

High Swallowing

The act of being naked on a roof with friends.

Boy, high swallowing with Claire and Scarlett last night was great because roofs are fantastic, and so are boobs!

by Santiago Montillado December 28, 2011

Septic Swallow

When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.

I was giving him a septic swallow, and his shit sprayed all over my face!

by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019

wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell

Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017