sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

Suck my Badminton.

A phrase to say in your Gym Class When your Playing Badminton, And horribly failing. And then say that you have won. (This shall piss the opposing team to be very pissed off at you.

Ugly stupid girl: Thats not how you play bitch, Now we got a free point.

Awesomely person: "Suck my Badminton." Bitchh! We fucking won GTFO.

by Nigga Bitch February 23, 2013

suck my mans

Another and more confusing way of saying "suck my dick"

Yooo "suck my mans"

by Whydoihav2 June 14, 2018

Suck my Janico

you can use it for say Suck my dick but in polite Modern contest

Hey mama why yu dont suck it janico ?

hey Juan you know that today its the text

-Juan- Fuck the teacher should Suck my janico

by L.Karagöz December 16, 2016

suck my burger

When someone's being really annoying so you tell them to suck your cheesy meat.

Jess: "oh my fucking god. suck my burger"

by jesuslovesmereally November 01, 2017

Suck my ass

An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.

L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass

B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass

by 398281007 June 14, 2016

suck my thumb

Usually used in the context, "I suck my thumb at you." It is found in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. It means: "I don't like what you are saying."

I suck my thumb at you, sir.

by dat kid March 24, 2006