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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
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Spider-Man

Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey
Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"
by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022
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Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed
Ethan you killed Man-spider
by the J creater July 2, 2021
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NOT Spider-Man

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025
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The Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two

The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.

The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.
I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.
by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025
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