Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019

ska

A way to tell somebody to shut the fuck up. Used when a dumb fucktard is talking mad trash.

„Ajeet ska mit dir endlich.“
„Ajeet Skalamaris siki jackson mit dir.“
„SKA MA“

by siki jackson December 30, 2019

ska

seniors kick ass

#ska

by aisaacks May 18, 2019

ska word

a thing i invented it means squidward but i coulentd pronunce it i sayd "ska word"

ska word a new meme

by brillets spark paaw January 1, 2018

ska word

its a new meme i made up cuase i coulend pronunce

ska word the new meme

by brillets spark paaw January 1, 2018

Ska

A genre of music formed in 1950s Jamaica characterized by offbeat guitar and bass. Later fused with jazz and blues, and taken up by skinheads in Britain in the 70s, and then later gained a final popularity uprising in the 90s.
Anyone who still listens to this garbage is definitely white and either writing a manifesto alone in their mother’s basement, or is 43 and still a virgin.

“Hey, I found this new ska band they’re pretty legit”
“I have to go immediately.”

by A/UM/E April 11, 2020

Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.

Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe

by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020