Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

Shard

A hot girl

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck”

by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022

Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019

shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022

Rush Shard

A mantra modifier that increases mantra speed and increases distance.

He put a Rush Shard on his mantra.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 12, 2024