shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 08, 2018

shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time

"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"

by trash of trash December 15, 2017

shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 05, 2022

lonesome shard

The lonesome shard is always out at night. Ice makes them nice.

Theyre always paranoid , they are sneaky and suspicious. They may never be seen asleep.
And don't ask if theyre hungry .

Toothless as fuck .

Person 1) why do you stay inside all day and tweak out?
Person 2) I'm a lonesome shard.

by Yourlksdkkk May 18, 2020

Rush Shard

A mantra modifier that increases mantra speed and increases distance.

He put a Rush Shard on his mantra.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024