Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

Second Hand Spunky Nappy

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.

I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.

by Bobbles22 April 18, 2008

Second Hand Sex

A street punk/ ska punk band based out of Cincinnati Ohio. Their sound is something like that of the Crack Rock Steady Seven groups. Corey on guitar, Nick on bass, and Jesse on drums.

Second Hand Sex is playing with Subhumans and Millions Of Dead Cops at the Mad Hatter!

by thenihilisticmisfit March 31, 2011

Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020