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School bus

1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.

2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.

3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!

The windows were closed in late june!

You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!

The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
by Aislyn Demure April 24, 2011
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teh n00b school bus

The usually refered to term when n00bs(word commonly used to someone who sucks at a game or is new to a game) are owned(pwned)in a phrase that suggests that the person was owned so badley they were taken to school by the person who just owned them, suggesting that the person they owned took teh n00b school bus.
Game: HEADSHOT
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!
by Jmashed September 6, 2008
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southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126
boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18

person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
by rackem willie April 24, 2009
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School Bus

A sexual act where the receiving partner dresses in yellow and the male drops his kids off inside.
That chick is so hot I’d love to make her a school bus!
by Poundtown Mayor May 3, 2021
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school bus

1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.

2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.

2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
by TheIratePirate January 25, 2007
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School Bus

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser
Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.
by MMM March 10, 2004
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school bus

A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
shit yellow cocksucker fat drunk school bus
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 27, 2011
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