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shoulda put something on the end of it 

should’ve used a condom.
bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on 

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

mr.putiton 

Nice looking, Cool in the inside Always good looking. So unique
Mr.putiton is the best fun person.
mr.putiton by lh062809 November 24, 2021

putitonmytab_stupefy 

an instagram page run by leila who is known in the starkid/tin can bros fandom as the biggest curtwen fan. she often posts videos of her amazing singing and photos of the starkids.
i love cats as much as putitonmytab_stupefy loves curtwen