Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

Proper Norris

This term can be used in a number of ways. Mostly to express a positive opinion of something. If you like it, its proper norris.

The phrase came around in the summer of 2006. Jimmy Westminster*, Sassy Cassie*, OJ* and co were having a lazy day at the park. OJ's sister's boyfriend's cat is called norris and OJ was talking about naming his pet plastic dinosaur Bubba Norris. Sassy misheard him and thought he had said Proper Norris. This then resulted in a chorus of Proper Norris in Jamacian/Scouse accents and Jimmy W decided that proper norris would be a good way to describe things that were good. Sassy agreed. Hence, the creation of Proper Norris.

Please refer to the myspace group, proper norris.

*Real names have not been used to protect identities.

'I look proper norris today'
'Wow, that hat is proper norris'
'Sex with your mother is proper norris'

by Lizzie A December 9, 2008

proper pimp

business pimp, like a have your hoes sign a contract.

Troye is proper pimp

by mufassa 123456 May 10, 2018

proper scruff

Someone from low social economic background who is dirty, unwashed and lacks brain cells

Warrington and Darren daglish are canny lads, nee way they are proper Scruffs

by Shearerlike January 26, 2016

A proper think

To wank over.

"I'm going to have to have a proper think about her."

by FeloniousMonkey October 21, 2020

proper fuel

a special and right music for listening, e.g. when somebody is asking some special tracks for listening, then he or she is asking for the proper fuel

Please name some proper fuel for listening.

by wirelesspeople January 19, 2013

Proper Obsessive

Someone that have an intuitive feeling of the delta between reality and the theoretical optimum.
He obsesses over inadequate or ineffective things or processes in a healthy way until they find a solution.
These guys are the bringer of change.

Hey man, have you seen the new manager? he is a proper obsessive, he completely rewrote the project guidelines and it's awesome.

by Noob Psyborg March 29, 2023