Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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i‘ll pray for u

that means that u lost the argument and that you’re a dumb bitch
shut up girl
i‘ll pray for u
BOO‘OMMM LOST.
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
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praying romatis

Someone who always talks about how they want to be in a relationship, but they always end up going to the bar and slaying unsuspecting hoochies/fuckbois like its their job.

The sequel to "The boy who cried wolf">>> "The girl who became a praying romatis"
As soon as Janice has one drink, her standards go out the window and she turns into a 'praying romatis'. Her relationships never work out.
by TheHandier May 18, 2016
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Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.
Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage
by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018
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pray

address a prayer to God or another deity
used as a preface to polite requests or instructions.
"the whole family are praying for Michael"
by oejnfn123456 February 2, 2022
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Pray

The sending off of ones body via eating of the soul to be prostrated by a big black spire
He prayed on their corpse, the swirling mass of life energy pulsating as its host is taken to the spire.
by Somerandomguyig March 28, 2022
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prai

Dick headed cunt. People with this name are usually known to have a micro-penis. They are always horny for BBC's. They are somehow smarter than smart people in Spanish. They work at Subway's for the break and get paid .50/hour because the manager in their mother.
Devla is prai
by hello_jello May 17, 2017
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