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Bitch Parade

A person or group of people who are willing to do whatever is asked of them.
Roommate X: "My girlfriend and I want to have a nice dinner. Do you think you could go to the store and get us some food?"
Roommate Y: "What does this look like, a bitch parade? Go get it yourself."
by WillowAtHarvard June 28, 2011
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phrape

A combination of the words phone and frape.

To have ones facebook raped as a result of leaving a smart phone unattended. Frequently involves "coming out of the closet" and the sending sexually explicit messages.
Quick he's gone... damn his pc is logged out of facebook! But wait! He's left his phone... lets phrape him!
by Mafro whore April 4, 2011
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Poverty Parade

While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
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all up ons(phrase)

girls will really like and adore you
they'll be all up ons!
by pinneapple June 19, 2003
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Phrasebook Romeo

A term to describe Asiaphiles who make some half-assed attempt at learning a language so they can harass foreigners (typically Asians) with their poorly pronounced drivel in the hope of appearing cute or organizing some kind of 'language exchange'. Of course we all know that the intended outcome is sex.

Such behavior is typically displayed by Wapanese losers for whom Western women aren't good enough.

The term originates from the practice of looking up pickup lines in a foreign language phrasebook but failing miserably in the delivery.
Wapanese guy: Anta wa kawaiine~ Aishiteruwayo!! ^-^ lolololol (Translation: Wow u're thu-per kewt!! Luv ya baby!)

Japanese girl: Nanda kono yarou?! Omae wa onna no you ni hanashitendayo! Zakkennayo! (Translation: What the fuck is with you?! You're talking like a fucking girl! Fuck off!)
by NR3_Rules June 28, 2005
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Parade Ruiner

A fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, Usually marching in a parade.
"This marching band is pretty good."

"Nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners."

-or-

"This parade is full of parade ruiners."
by Doublewolf October 23, 2009
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Parade

A line up of various shots taken one after another.
I dare you to take a shot of captain followed by tequila followed by whiskey

that's one sick parade
by wildchild84 October 16, 2010
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