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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Phd

Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.
by Nukkin October 3, 2019
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phd

im gonna call him phd (poofy hair dude)
by scifiandfoodisbae July 30, 2016
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phd

that boy has a PHD
by kickboy July 30, 2022
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PHD

Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!
by imbobross May 26, 2018
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PHD

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.
by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021
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phd

i have a phd (pretty hairy dick)
by youmum_69 August 3, 2022
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