BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms)

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper

BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.

by iHarteSax June 23, 2011

Semen PHD

A certain street degree of achievement that a woman can obtain if they study the ways of semen extraction for more than 3-5 years, depending on the student.

This woman had a masters degree, not quite Semen PHD status, but close

by MCSloppy2nd's March 26, 2010

Scholarship/PhD Syndrome

A very common condition in academia, especially with students between 25 and 35 years old. One of the most recurrent symptoms is the giving of unsubstantiated opinions, as the patient considers himself superior than his peers. Other symptoms include: (1) the need to publish many articles, despite bringing little or no knowledge; (2) defend the academic system previously criticized so much; (3) worry only about enriching his/her curriculum; (4) to live in the illusion that his/her PhD will change the world. As of this date, no cure has been proven to exist.

Michael has been publishing so many shitty articles... I mean, he's clearly suffering from Scholarship/PhD Syndrome.

Daniela is fucking annoying person to be around: she's a PhD student in Medieval History, but gives her shitty opinion about almost anything. That's classic Scholarship/PhD Syndrome...

- Hey man, I'm starting to crave for more call of papers than pussy in the last few months...
- Dude, that's Scholarship/PhD Syndrome... I've never meet someone who got out alive...

by HBMoreno March 21, 2021

writing up a phd

A process that leads the phd student to spending most of his time on Facebook or YouTube.

I think Christophe is writing up a phd. He sent me tree YouTube videos today.

by phd April 7, 2012

Wiki PhD

An honorary degree given to a person who stores many useless facts they have aquired from wikipedia.

We were watching jeopardy and John was totally showing off his Wiki PhD.

by IUMan December 24, 2008

wikipedia phd

A feel of deep understanding received after reading the Wikipedia article on a certain subject.

Friend: "This guy at the party last night told me that quantum physics says nothing is real and we are all just waves"
Me: "I'm pretty sure he just got his Wikipedia PHD and doesn't really know what he's talking about"

by TheTrustyDrifter September 12, 2014

Street PhD

When you have mastery of a subject, and the jargon to match, you have a better appreciation of that topic and can appreciate and articulate concepts that novices do not know exist.

"I have a report to write on 90's sitcoms, but since I was raised by wolves, I have no knowledge of any of those shows."
"Go ask Anthony, he has a Street PhD in TV."

by WTFMarketing January 25, 2014