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Bon Pattie

A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.
"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"
by Nigel Higgins December 10, 2006
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feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.
Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.
by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018
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pulling a Patty

When you dissapear for months with out warning, or fail to show up for a planned event and don't bother to inform the people waiting for you.
Uncle Tyrone should have been here 3 hours ago, I can't believe he is pulling a Patty for his mother's funeral!
by Chick USA May 17, 2008
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Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.
Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous
by Kramsuit August 31, 2013
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Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!
"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"
by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 13, 2008
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Patti J

He touched my Patti J
by JGoldphish June 23, 2016
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Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you
Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over
by Some jackaboi fan April 11, 2020
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