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Paradise Roll 

It is the metaphorical dice you roll when you are married or dating someone and the odds you face the more you suck off your high school sweetheart. Odds are in your favor If you make it into the house the next morning and lay out on the couch hoping they never noticed you weren’t home all night.
Oh my god, I sucked his cock again last night. I wonder how many paradise rolls I have left .
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Paradise 

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because its the best thing in the universe.
He want's to enter paradise.
Paradise by Judge dredd7 November 22, 2011

peddles of paradise 

I want to part her peddles of paradise with my salty johnnson bar.
peddles of paradise by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

paradise valley 

Technically another one of the many suburb towns of Phoenix, but often considered just a part of Scottsdale. You know you're in Scottsdale Scottsdale and not Paradise Valley Scottsdale when 90% of the people around you are wearing Abercrombie and it costs $31 for Unplugged In New York.
The Confusion:

I have a Scottsdale mailing address. I go to the Paradise Valley school district. The Paradise Valley Mall has Phoenix mailing addresses.
paradise valley by Cody K September 1, 2005

Kaiju Paradise 

A horrible game. This game was made as a replacement for an older game which was basically a game called Changed but on roblox. And Changed is a furry fetish game. Not only that, both Kaiju Paradise and the game before has something called "transfur" which is a fetish. #DeleteKP #DeleteKaijuParadise
example 1 : "Kaiju Paradise is a game on roblox that has an audience of minors.
example 2 : "Kaiju Paradise is a furry game."

Paradise Valley 

Paradise Valley is a small town in Alberta. Where everyone is like family.

The people are close knit and inscestual . The people who aren't related are rich and snobby ass holes . Who act like the world has wronged them .

This town has no gas station or grocery store and is a really lame ass town.
Person 1: you should date that guy

Person 2: no he's from Paradise Valley we are probably related somehow
Paradise Valley by ZamnBoii October 7, 2017

Tantric Paradise 

a place where a man, a woman, or a couple can receive a sensual tantric massage by tantric paradise masseuse.

Tantric Paradise is located in Central London and provides an unbeatable service and to meet customer's requirements to the best of ability.
tantric paradise is the temple of joy and healing
Tantric Paradise by JadeP. February 20, 2013