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Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!

by imbobross May 26, 2018

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I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021

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Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.

by Nukkin October 3, 2019

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My new boyfriend has a PHD

by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019

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PHD
It sometimes stands for "Pay to Have a Doctorate."

He doesn't have a PhD, but a PHD.

by H Linguist July 11, 2024

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A doctoral degree pursued solely for the status conferred by the title of "Dr." and the lifestyle perks associated with living in a desirable location, without any genuine interest in academic achievement or contributing to a field of study. The motivation for obtaining a "vanity PhD" is entirely based on the superficial benefits of holding a doctorate (social prestige and lifestyle) rather than the pursuit of knowledge or a passion for research.

"Did you hear that Catherine got into Columbia University for a PhD in biostatistics? I was surprised considering she wasn't particularly adept at statistics in her undergrad."
"I wouldn't shower her with too much praise, it's nothing but a vanity PhD – she just wants to be known as 'Dr. Caldwell' and explicitly said she didn't want to do her PhD at Penn because 'she couldn't imagine spending her twenties in Philadelphia.'"
"Oh wow, so she's not doing a PhD out of any regard for pursuing the higher truths of academia or for the love of learning. It's all just to fluff up her ego and drink and party in New York City. A vanity PhD if I've ever seen one!"

by maplejordan22 April 14, 2024

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