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Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.
Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.
by Wanksey March 29, 2020
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Crimson Quim

Menstrual Fluid used as lubricant for sex
she's crimson quimming
THE CRIMSON QUIM
by saltandvinegar November 2, 2011
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crimson avenger

Being eaten out by a punter who doesn't know you're on your period.
Becca: girlies, Dave left the toilet seat up last night so I gave him a crimson avenger.
by sexual_harassment_panda100 April 17, 2010
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Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
by Metcalfone July 29, 2015
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crimson wings

Like when a pilot has his first solo flight he gets his wings. When a man has sex with a girl for the first time while she has her period he gets his crimson wings. (Brown wings when its the first time up the arse)
Man 1: How did your date go with Sharon last night, did you bang her?
Man 2: Not bad, she was a bit moody, she said it was down to her time of the month. I banged anyway though.
Man 1: Nice one, you got your Crimson Wings.
by TheDirtyWordsmith May 10, 2016
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agent crimson

a girls period when its at its heaviest
i would have eaten her out but agent crimson was there
by linkage7 June 29, 2005
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