by GayGirlGray November 28, 2020
Get the Bob mug.The second coolest person who has ever walked this earth, bro. Bob could be your imaginary friend in third grade, bro sittin in the empty seats around you, bro because you were a loner and still are a loner, and have developed social anxiety, depression, low self esteem, and suicidal thoughts....bro. Bob will be there for you...hopefully. Or he could be your big brothers friend, and pretty cool, because he plays siege with you, because you're a loner and you have developed social anxiety....Nvm imma go see if Bob's online.....Midget marine is the #1 coolest person to walk the earth.
Aron: "Bob's dat boii, bro"
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
Teacher: "Bob's not real, bro."
Aron: "your not real, you fake, plastic face, silicon boob ass bitch, bro."
Teacher: "okay, Bob. Grab your crayons along with Aron."
by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018
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The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus.
"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.
"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.
Me:Hello
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro
by WildHobbit57 May 13, 2019
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