Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

fatty nit

katy

katy is a fatty nit

by hatemen May 23, 2023

NIT

The definition of nit is to replace any word you want and can mean everything made popular by Josh Nit who is the Nit Master

Bro what the actual Nit
Yo is that Josh Nit

by Josh Nit September 29, 2025

Nit-politicking

The practice of latching onto a small and non-political action by a political figure, amplifying it and attempting to make it into something wrong, or something that it is not, in order to tip the political scales in one's favor. Using insignificant and irrelevant details dishonestly to further a cause.

Disparaging Obama's tan suit or Biden's struggle with stuttering is nit-politicking at its worst.

by Justask7575 April 1, 2024

NITS

No Inclination To Sleep

I suffer with NITS. I just don't *want* ro sleep.

by Shapeless May 21, 2024