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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
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SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations
by Expert proven October 31, 2023
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shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh
bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh
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In my head

It isn't that.
Hym "It isn't in my head you want you to be able to take the rights of people who are a threat to your kids and you don't have a mechanism for that so instead you are doing this. I am turning this into a mechanism for me to get out. That is happening. You're not stopping. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not giving up a single right. My first purchase when I get my money will be a gun. I'm not talking to a shrink. It doesn't FEEL like anything. You just don't want to have to acknowledge the extent to which what is happening is actually. I'm not changing anything."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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