Blueberry Millshake happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, He doesn't care and keeps going until he blows his load inside her. Once he pulls out the woman pushes the jizz and blueberry mixture out, only to be forced to drink it through a straw by the guy.
Some bitch tried to pull that blueberry surprise shit on me and i wasn't having it so i gave her that blueberry milkshake instead.
by Aran714 December 10, 2009
When you burn your penis so you get your female partner to put milk in her mouth and depthroat until burning sensation had disappeared
by Uber Zuber November 13, 2017
You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.
Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.
Dude that's hilarious.
Dude that's hilarious.
by stoplookingkeepreading February 20, 2023
To jizz in a girls mouth. When the jizz is in there then you make her laugh as hard as she can and make the jizz go out her nose. FUN ;)
by coolbeans57 April 29, 2010
Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with chocolate flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Pour 2/3 glass of milk in a pot (you can measure with your fancy glass🤪). Then add powder hot chocolate (I reccomend Ciobar dark chocolate), mix well and boil. Be careful: don't make it too hot or thick! Pour it in a fancy glass and add cold milk (it will be about 1/3 or less) because the milkshake shouldn't be warm! There you have a chocolate milkshake that is in my opinion as good as the one in the cafè near you😄
by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021
by Addicted2SMOSH January 27, 2012
When a guy deficates in their partners mouth and their partner proceeds to give them a blowjob afterwards with the fecale matter still in their mouth.
by Flickerstick182 December 22, 2016