Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Medicinal

Etymology: English "medicinal": tending or used to cure disease or relieve pain. < French "médicine": medicine; cure. < Latin "mĕdĭcīna": art and practice of medicine, medicine in general meaning; treatment; remedy, cure.

1 Marijuana in Turkish slang.

Take a puff from our medicinal, nothing will be left

by OldbutGoldPenny July 7, 2021

Funny Medicine

drugs, it means drugs.

(or that meme website)

I just got some funny medicine

by parenthesesplease January 27, 2025

Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Medicine

A course at university glazed for being prestigious becuase it will lead to you to being a doctor, who can help save lives.
The competition is very rigorous and u have to do the UCAT exam, between year 12 and year 13 which is lowkey quite hard.
A big misconception is that u need very good GCSES but each medical university is very different.
Also another misconception is that u need a very good UCAT, again each medical uni is different and it’s important to apply strategically.
Plus get ready for interview, that’ll decide whether or not you’ll get the offer

Me: I want to do medicine so badly.
Some guy: Well get ready for the UCAT bro, u gotta lock in

by Ogfazeguy September 20, 2025

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015