maxine

gorgeous, imperfect in every way and everyone should love her for it. lives life on the edge and has one sweet ass.

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by raverbabyy February 3, 2009

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Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

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maximiliano

1.a large, rich, handsome mexican male. usually has long gorgeous light brown hair, and colored eyes. led the early mexican army to victory over other countries and became emperor. he was assasinated later on.
2. usually a handsome badass, that seduces women with kindness.

1. Person 1: hey i just saw you rescue those kids out of a burning apartment complex. you remind me of maximiliano.
Person 2: i know.

by thisfoo_08 December 24, 2010

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maximus

Dope Boy that keeps shit 1 hunnid, cuts shit to business, and don't play with fuck boys. Incredibly cute. rate 95% Superior king to all, supreme power.

Here comes Maximus, this nigga is real.

by The realest king September 19, 2015

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