Mason

My name is mason so I guess I’m funny but I’m ugly and stuff I’m really not popular or anything I just wish I had more friends I hope you guys have a good day

Him-is that mason he’s not popular at all
She- ya he’s ugly

by Masonisugly September 23, 2019

Mason

A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.

“Mason I swear to god ima finger ya asshole” (the kids name is not mason)

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Mason

A gay faggot who is annoying as fuck and won’t ever shut up no matter how many times you tell him to.

“MASON SHUT THE FUCK UP!” - Callum

by spoopypotatoes December 30, 2019

Mason

rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.

dingus.

friend: hey man, what time is it?

Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys

by kortnisinkships December 8, 2014

Mason

a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo

bro my brother is such a mason

by vedcon May 20, 2020

Mason

1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....

Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!

Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!

Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason

by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012

Mason

Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.

did you see mason? he needs to work out.

by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023