The moat homosexual name in the human language. Any Marco is definitely a homosexual and cannot deny the fact that they’re a homosexual. They crave men’s genitalia 24/7 and get a throbbing erection at the mere sight of any man.
by Xx3ur7p May 19, 2019
by pinkcake May 17, 2011
by leet_haxxor_67 April 06, 2009
Marco is an Italian masculine given name of Etruscan and Latin origin, derived from Marcus. It derives from the Roman god Mars.
A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.
Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.
However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.
Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.
However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
Marco is good at hitting up people's exes.
Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?
Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?
Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
by SmolPPlover April 08, 2020
Ugly ass nigga that doesn't get bitches, and his group of friends say he's the gayest in the group. #marcoisgay
Marco is gay
by Bigdickdaddy March 30, 2017
vi. - 1. to provoke, through not fault of one's own, the worst possible reaction from someone. 2. to cause someone to react in a argumentative, defensive and childish manner 3. to be blamed for causing a situation by the person at fault.
I told my coworker I didn't appreciate him stealing my ideas and taking credit for them, and he told me I was being a jerk. I guess I marco-ed him.
by yoshinozoku February 05, 2010
by MLUCASACTVF March 25, 2010