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Madam's handjob

When a woman removes her underwear and uses it to give a guy a hand job so that the panties soak up the cum, similar to a posh wank.
She took her pants off in the car and gave me a madam's handjob
by Space_Ashe March 24, 2025
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Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020
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Madam Lucien

hot, amazing, my favorite person, madam, is madam, is a simp for jaehee, is a simp for jaehee, is jaehee's wife, is jaehee's everything, wife is jaehee, everything jaehee, simp for jaehee btw, mistress simps for madam lucien
"I love you, Madam Lucien <3" -Mistress
by mistress_bug! September 12, 2021
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Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.
Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024
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grizzly madam

A lady with a bush, shaved lip area, and an ass trail from her lips to her asshole.
That bitch had a grizzly madam action going on.
by EricO January 7, 2004
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Madame Web

When you are filled with an immense feeling of rage and anger that you cannot physically or mentally express.

Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.
What the hell’s wrong with that guy? He looks like he’s about to explode?”

“Madame Web.”

“Oh.”
by Jasksual February 24, 2024
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