bony macaroni

The great Italians definition of a penis stiff and has a conk in it

Jeff: did you know I have a bony macaroni for you

by Iamacommondblock April 16, 2020

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Stoney macaroni

A Stoney macaroni is a girl at number 2

That get very stoned an denied it

I’m not stoney macaroni!

It’s dad’s fault

But I have the munches!!!

by 1111111sm April 28, 2020

macaroni

the best food ever. macaroni is so great and it has noodles in elbow shape covered with cheese.

hey waiter, can i get some macaroni?

by pashinka June 4, 2020

Paula Deen macaroni

Crack sprinkled with ecstasy

Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa

by RkoIsLife1738 November 1, 2020

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Elbow Macaroni

Noun: someone who is always there for you no matter what, just like elbow macaroni always be in the cabinet.

If you ever need anything, I'm your elbow macaroni, baby.. I'ma always be there.

by gUUdnUhs September 22, 2021