I don't love you 

What you say to someone you are in love with when they don't like you back. Usually to make things less awkward. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically fall for you.

Nicole: Sorry for all the drama. Don't worry I don't love you anymore. *crosses fingers behind back*
Derek: ok good, can you stop stalking me now?
Nicole: :P

I don't love you by PartayPoison February 25, 2012

I love you, too!

Something a toddler says to her dad when she is too hyper to wait for an "I love you." She exclaims it BEFORE hearing an "I love you." It simply means, "I love you."

Daughter: I love you, too!
Father: K, I love you, too!

I love you, too! by WordJunkie798 October 17, 2010

i love you

8 leters to spell love, funny 8 letters in bullshit too.

bby, i love you forever. (beep beep bullshit alert)

i love you by kayluhhh March 6, 2008

I love you but I'm not in love with you 

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

I love you but I'm not in love with you by Tuscanini August 16, 2006

I love you text 

A growing trend wherby someone sends a text to an unknown number saying 'I love you'.

Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.

Person 1 (texts): I love you
Person 2: Who is this?
Person 1: I just sent you an I love you text

I love you text by crazycatcoolio1 August 5, 2009

i love you more 

when you simply love someone more than they love you.

sean loves shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

i love you more by Sean Deery December 12, 2008

I Love You, But 

The phrase someone close to you says before they point out a flaw, something you did or are currently doing wrong, a mistake you made, something embarrassing, or something just flat out mean. This phrase is mostly used by parents and spouses, not so much by close friends and non-immediate family members.

Example 1

Mom: Jerry, you know I love you, but you did a really shitty job at sweeping the kitchen floor.

Jerry: Ugh you always say that before you yell at me for something stupid.

Dad: Allan, you know I love you, but that haircut you got today makes you look very homosexual.

Allan: Wow thanks.

I Love You, But by patriotsaaron0218 February 18, 2011