Jonny Wright

Noun.

A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.

A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.

To act like Jonny Wright would be a terrible mistake in any situation.

by Nature and karma November 27, 2021

jonny davis

a very very very very hot and sexy man, who is brave, bold and strong. He is fast and loves dogs. He gets all of the ladies and money :)

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-Dr. Zoidberg :)

look at the handsome man over there that must be a jonny davis

by melhascowaids July 21, 2018

Jonny Griffiths

Swears he never dogs the boys, but when his missus calls he comes running. He has kissed more guys then girls despite being straight and loves a game of dick chicken

Your being such a jonny griffiths at the moment

by 77seven77 November 30, 2019

Jonny Ace

Meaning child-like, or retard.
Somebody with a learning disability.

Can also mean body odor/ in need of deodorant.

That poor man is Jonny Ace, I feel sorry for his family.

by Giuseppe1969 May 15, 2012

jonny b

A man with beautiful blue eyes, and dark shining hair. Very handsome. A wonderful friend no matter what situation, will always be there for you. The girls love him and everyone wants a jonny B. Once your his girl, he’s not perfect but he’ll treat more wonderful than anyone ever has. A gentleman. Hubby material, and great boyfriend material. Loves Jesus and loves people. A cute goofball. Grew up in Iowa. Very popular. Very humble. Loves choccy milk and a good culver burger. Very sweet.

I wish I could be with Jonny B

by Everyone who’s known him September 23, 2020

jonny englsh

a guy (or a content creator) who likes to clap inanimate object that have a hole with his dick

guy 1: bro, you are very jonny englsh!
guy 2:why?
guy 1: because i saw you clapping my bottle yesterday

by robotzhero2 August 31, 2022

jonny typo

a word on aim or texting that is spelled completly wrong and unable to comprehend.

n00bpwner: hewy mamna yon i got fnea and xvoco.
confusedguy: wtf did you say. you pulled a fuckin jonny typo.

by James Kerin January 26, 2008