jill story

a story thats either too short or too long that ultimately ends up going nowhere. It has no real point and usually justs ends in everyone laughing AT the person who told the story.

Vick: wow
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story

by leg April 12, 2006

Jill-off

The female version of popular slang term for masturbation... Coming from the popular nursery rhyme of Jack & Jill.

"I didn't meet any cute guys tonight, so I'm gonna go home & Jill-off"

by Sami Sparkle January 6, 2010

Jill Pickle

A cucumber used by a female to masturbate.

Dana doesn't have a boyfriend, but she knows how to turn a 8 inch cucumber into a jill pickle when she's lonely.

by StoleYourBoyfriend8600 August 31, 2007

Jill Paturel

JIll Paturel is the cutest girl on the planet. She is the most beautiful, supportive girlfriend that has ever existed.

Jill Paturel is the cutest girl ever.

by Xoxfangirlxox March 10, 2019

Jill Bañares

She is the type of person that shows love by how he talks to you.

Jill Bañares I love you.

by franzjson May 8, 2019

jill newman

A nice young woman who is very in touch with the African American population.

Damn...Jill Newman is very in touch with the African American Population. Did you see that Robert Glasper show?

by Paolo Suarez February 24, 2017

jilling off

Masturbating (female): backformed from "jack off"

This dyke loves to watch girls jilling off for real, not faking it on stupid breeder porn.

by Sikozu Sta.-Ána September 4, 2003