Alaskan Pipeline

When a girl shits in a condom, freezes it and uses it as a dildo the next day.

Wanna see my Alaskan Pipeline?
No thanks

by AlphaRule21 October 30, 2020

pipeline punch

The act of putting a condom on one's fist and repeatedly punching someone's anus

"Dude some girl wanted me to give her a pipeline punch last night"

by The great bucknasty April 15, 2016

alaskan pipeline

you take an ice cube and while you are having anal sex you take your dick out and shove the ice cube in then start fucking her again. INSANE PLEASURE!!!!

I gave that bitch a crazy alaskan pipeline last night, it was incredible.

by Cotee January 30, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

by James T. January 29, 2007

Palin Pipeline

giving a bitch some roofies, getting in the scissor position and shitting in her vagina while shooting wolves from a helicopter, you betcha all ya mavericks

shitting in a vagina, laying down the palin pipeline

by M.C.Cain February 19, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.

Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

by Niko Morella April 11, 2011

Iowa Pipeline

A derivative of the Alaskan Pipeline wherein the feces is characterized by high corn content.

Nothing satisfies the anus like an Iowa Pipeline. It's all good times until shit starts to melt.

by snoobler November 25, 2009