i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl September 30, 2015

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

how do i live

Just don't die.

Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.

by RavenPhan January 31, 2016

how do i even

basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance

person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn

by phan5lyf November 22, 2015

Do I wanna know

one of the sexiest songs- with an iconic intro. this song is by Arctic Monkeys

David: have you heard about "Do I Wanna Know" by Arctic Monkeys? That song is so hot!!

Arya: THAT'S GAY! And yes that song is so fucking sexy and have an iconic quote on it "that the nights were mainly made for sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day"

by adriii69 March 06, 2022

Do I Have A Name

my name.

Tom: What's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: Oh you don't have a name?

Me: No, I Have A Name.

Tom: Then what's your name?

Me: Do I Have A Name?

Tom: *confused*

by do i have a name June 03, 2021

I Mint to Do That Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with mint relish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Mint to Do That Burger... it comes with mint relish!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018