heather

someone who is your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend's first choice instead of you
song by conan gray

"I wish I were heather"
which means you want to be someone's first choice

by anaxrg129 November 4, 2020

Heather

Heathers a spoiled brat who likes to make fun of her friends. She calls them fat and tells them to either deal with it or accept it. She thinks that being called skinny and fat is the same thing. And she’s very overdramatic. She thinks she’s a freak but the person that’s she’s apparently in love with she hasn’t even seen in real life. She likes to cry and listen to lil peep. And she gets mad easily.

So never get too close with a heather.

My names heather and I pissed on my bed sheets.

by Bootyholecrabbypatties April 12, 2020

Heather

Heathers are really funny and always unison with ur every word.

hey look theres heather!!!

by fswhyamihere May 1, 2020

Heather

usually a thicc sassy girl with the drive to win. She will throw you off a cliff. She is popular but lots of people hate her.
She doesn't do sports. She'll have a possey of popular dumb people. You will sleep with one eye open if you mess with her.

Person1: Heather is the worst.
Heather: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Izzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyybeaaaaaaan May 6, 2020

heather

bitch end of story.

i hate heather

by ninatheshark July 12, 2020

Heather

A beautiful girl who deserves all the love there is. She’s kind and honest. She cares about everyone.

You gave her your sweater

It’s just polyester

But you like her better, I wish I were heather

by Karina_spiderman August 13, 2020

heather

The person who ruined a queer man's love life.
Heather is NOT the perfect girl as seen in the Heather music video Conan does try to be more like heather however he does NOT want to be her he just wants his crush to like him back.

"wow dude she is such a heather"
"wdym heather isn't a compliment she ruined a queer man's love life"

by heather -Conan gray August 24, 2020