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FBI: FBI OPEN UP!
by Afriend_of Allison January 23, 2023
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their audacious SIM-swapping schemes. Operating under the name "fbi," this collective has been gaining notoriety for their actions. The group's alleged leader, known by the alias "Flako," and their co owner, "Nail," have reportedly managed this operation.
by persuasive May 15, 2025
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FBI PEDOPHONICS

The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.
Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.
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Warner Bros FBI Warning

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?
Warner Bros FBI Warning is scary, especially UK and Australia versions
by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is a governmental agency responsible for making DVDs fifteen seconds longer.
Mom why cant i skip pass the FBI warning label
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