Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

by Scout339 September 22, 2022

Doritos salesman

To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you

Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!

by Used dental floss April 12, 2014

dorito balls

when someone drags their nuts cross nacho Dorito chips and then proceeds to dip it in someones mouth.

My buddy Mello gave me Dorito balls lasytnight

by Dorito Balls June 23, 2017

Dorito Face

When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit

Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.

by OfficeMax21 September 23, 2010

Dorito finger

After eating many snack products one might be found. It refers to the thick "flavor" powder that gets stuck to your finger after eating that style of snack food

Johny had mad Dorito finger after pounding a whole bag of awesome snacks

by Dr Cheese April 30, 2009

Dorito Face

When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.

Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.

by Daddyissues121 January 16, 2019

dorito girl

an annoying, player of the flute who snacks on doritos while playing in band.

Man cant you get those chips away from the dorito girl?

by ching chang ming June 26, 2006