inspired by the "i don't buy it"phrase.used as a neat alternative for the classic phrase, "i don't give a fuck"
hannah montana fan:"did u knw...i've byn watching hannah montana for what seemed like forever.i luv it!"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"
me:"hannah montana...is that a disease?"
hannah montana fan:no dood...it's this awesome movie.miley cyrus is like...oh so kewl!"
me:dood,get lost.i don't give a buck about wat u think abt that wannabe bitch"
by Saaskii November 02, 2009
A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.
Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"
Jake: What is this I don't even
Jake: What is this I don't even
by Duke R Pennett March 12, 2010
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006
A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
by I Gojira I October 31, 2007
phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.
person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
by alvin santos May 16, 2007
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