crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017
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Royal Dandy

1. One of the many villains in the cartoon "Wordgirl". He is selfish, greedy, immature and sounds like an adult despite being a kid. He is known for demanding for his "mum" (Lady Redundant Woman) to make him a horsey.

2. Someone who acts entitled and immature, dislikes sharing and whines for others to meet up to their needs while being dressed in royal attire.
Royal Dandy: Make me a horsey mum.
Lady Redundant Woman: I said no!
Royal Dandy: MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY MAKE ME A HORSEY
Lady Redundant Woman: Stop repeating yourself, that is so annoying, irritating and it's … it's aggravating!!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan April 17, 2025
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The Dandy

What suitcase was caught doing.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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Dandy's world effect

The aftermath of a de-powered (bad) community that has high-ranked members that were exposed for pedophilia, necrophilia or sadism and that the community is bad itself.
Bro did u know that forsaken is kinda getting the Dandy's world effect???

Ye kinda, I quit it anyway
by Oktyll May 17, 2025
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Dandy ass

A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).
My god that ones got a dandy ass!”
by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018
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Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.
Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.
by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021
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