beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

MEAT CURTAINS

The inner lips of the vagina that hang outside the vagina or are exposed- all women have ( meat curtains ) , womans vagina- sexy part of the body

women have meat curtains

by lil joe February 24, 2005

hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

meat curtain

A woman with a dark droopy labia.

See also Roastbeef

"Look at that nasty razor shaved meat curtain under there on that hoe"

by Kertef Corobo January 16, 2003

bologna curtains

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.

There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

curtain caller

a condition when the lips of a vagina or labia are so large and loose, that they look as if a performer has just closed the velevet curtains on a classical performance stage after doing a "curtain call."

Jenna Jameson or any other worn out pornstar would most likely have a curtain caller. So give them a round of applause, they've earned it.

by Michael Thomas William Davis November 6, 2007

Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

by easy ed December 18, 2002