Rib the Crib

To smoke pot. Developed loosely from the words "roast" (we roasted the whole bag last night) and "crucial" (seriously crucial weed).

My parents are gone, let's go to my house and rib the crib!

by TightBuns March 10, 2017

Crib addict

A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.

That Facebook users are all crib addicts!

by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Crib

Another word for Florida, Florida is also known as the Crib

I’m from the Crib

by Jay1K October 18, 2020

Crib in tha birf

Meaning thou bih is pregnant with another life form in her stomach.

¨I cant fuck wit her rn that bih gotta crib in tha birf¨

by !@$#%^ October 13, 2022

courtney's crib

a place or area (most of the time a fucked up basement) where teenagers of all ages meet and have orgies. Large amounts of narcotics are usually provided to suppress the anxiety of having for head from strangers. Things get quite tense in the trap...

Your virginity is not promised.

"naw bruh Luke stayed at courtney's crib so you already know his asshole is def being played with."

"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."

"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."

by chickfr! April 22, 2022

crib

Hi! Uh, I'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz. Welcome to my crib. Come on in, eh? Lemme show you 'round. Right, OK, this is Kong Studios, the Gorillaz HQ. Home of the world's biggest band!

eg Hi! Uh, I'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz. Welcome to my crib.

by real el barto July 30, 2021