Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.
by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022
Get the credit card with no limitsmug. When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
Get the credit carding the soapmug. When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
by toapt July 19, 2024
Get the The Credit Card Readermug. by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025
Get the Credit cardingmug. A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
Get the Colombian Credit Cardmug. Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.
by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020
Get the Credit Cardmug. Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
by Miss fenty ma November 1, 2022
Get the Little miss credit card fraudmug.