Vagina Creampie

When someone ejaculates inside a girl's pussy, inpregnating her in most cases. There may be exceptions when condoms or birth pills are used.

Guy 1: I impregnated my GF last night with vagina creampie!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I could spread genes like you!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

cookies and creampie

Verb. To have sexual intercourse with someone and shove an Oreo cookie into the person’s vagina, ejaculating into said vagina, contining sexual intercourse, then eating the mixture of fluids and cookies out of the persons genitals.

Hey son! Did you see what me and your mom did last night? We had cookies and creampie for a midnight snack!

by Sparnandez November 25, 2018

Poon Creampie

The worlds largest creampie. There's nothing like a good creampie but a poon creampie is the ultimate! Fill her up big boy.

I have her a poon creampie last night. I couldn't filll her up anymore.

by Sony Ericsson such April 13, 2011

Creampie roulette

When you and a group of friends go down on a girl and you take it in turns to creampie her. Who ever gets her pregnant loses

Person 1: want to come over

Person 2: sorry I can't. I lost creampie roulette

Person 1: ha get rect. Chiga chiga what what.

by Lucas muthakuda March 30, 2020

Gym Creampie

The ass sweat that seeps through your bottom gym wear from a hard workout

1: "Oh dude your ass left a wet imprint on the bench! That's gross!"

2: "Aw shit I had a gym creampie! It'll sneak up on you."

by AntIHero012 April 3, 2019

Scottish Creampie

Ejaculating in a female's ass during the act of anal sex. Cumming in the ass during anal sex.

I came so hard in that girl's ass and gave her a Scottish Creampie.

by red12984kiun September 22, 2009

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.

Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD

by supa skites November 3, 2010