NATIONAL COWGIRL JASPY DAY

celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.

Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls

by EWTEE March 17, 2021

cowgirl warrior

A man who can’t perform on top due to age, injury, laziness, or fitness so he purely has sex in the cowgirl position to not put in any physical work during sex

How does Bill Belichick have sex with his girlfriend? She’s so young and he’s so old!

Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.

by nbayoungboyslatt4l February 6, 2025

streaming cowgirl

The preferred sexual position for females of most sex scenes on streaming services such as Netflix.

You know Sally is really starting to like Shawn. That's two love scenes in a row where she was doing streaming cowgirl.

by Steven W. E. July 8, 2020

golden cowgirl

Whilst one's female lover mounts you in the standard Cowgirl position, she lets fly with a stream of golden urine to spice things up a bit. There is also a variant called the Fudge Brownie Cowgirl, best performed in the Reverse Cowgirl position for best visual effect.

I wasn't sure I loved her until she let loose with a Golden Cowgirl

by Crystal Tunt May 15, 2024

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022

Triple Cowgirl Sunset

A sexual maneuver and finishing move where the girl is on top Cowgirl style when the male is about to bust and who is attempting pull-out style birth control, is unable to withdraw his penis resulting in both partners ejaculating and the mixture homogenizing with the feces from the guy who is scared shitless now facing the prospects of fatherhood. The resulting conviction of semen, squirt, poop and tears looks like a Sunset

I'm buying a plan B after Susy rode off into a triple cowgirl Sunset

by EyeSoDilated February 21, 2024

cowgirl

noun
noun: cowgirl; plural noun: cowgirls

1. a woman who herds and tends to cattle, preforming most work on horseback.

verb
verb: cowgirl

2. a position in sexual intercourse where the female is astride the man facing him

1. "That cowgirl was out all day."

2. "They had sex cowgirl style

by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022