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extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around
“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”
by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018
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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.
Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.
by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012
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Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.
The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
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Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands
"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"
by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021
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cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020
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Cootie catter

Jazmynns word for her pussy
by Js lover May 18, 2022
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