cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 20, 2023

Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina

Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?

by Bukdow December 29, 2023

Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party

damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me

by JEH3 December 8, 2023

Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.

"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"

by Orelse July 7, 2017

extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around

“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”

by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018

Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing

Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties

by Oofles June 11, 2018

Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.

Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!

by Cum Maker September 11, 2022