enterprise code

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

code god

a programmer who codes like a mother fucking boss, he/she is over 9000 level and can solve any programming question you ask he or she.

Kevin is a code god. He knows all the programming strategies and will out code everyone.

by 1337haxor January 29, 2015

Sibling Code

The unspoken rule that what is said between siblings about parents or other siblings, stays between siblings. It's like the man code or the bro code, but with siblings. It's like Vegas. People who violate this unspoken rule are considered untrustworthy. Breaking the code is akin to betrayal. The phrase is never said out loud unless it is being explained to someone who for some reason did not become aware of it through osmosis or other siblings' example.

Sibling1: "Dude, you can't tell Mom I said this, but she's a little oversensitive."

Sibling2: "Mom said it wasn't nice that you called her oversensitive. Then she cried."

Sibling1: "Are you freaking kidding me??!!! Look, I thought you would have gotten the hint by now, but there's this thing called the Sibling Code..."

by YourSister August 31, 2013

CODE EUGENE

Can be defined as a creature with some kind of mullet (or fucked hairstyle; no offense). Has a weird fucked up beard going down it's creature's throat (or not). Likes fedoras. Claims it is not a harasser/ rapists/sex offender/pedophile/ etc. repeatedly (but is a harasser/ rapists/sex offender/pedophile/etc. ). Likes to reach into it's backpack (shows that it will one day be the school shooter or maybe it already is).

You (or whoever is talking to the wild Eugene): Hey, do you like fedoras?
The wild Eugene: Yes, do you?
*Sirens going off* *in background speakers goes off* This is a CODE EUGENE. I repeat CODE EUGENE

by Ben_Dover_2.0 June 1, 2018

Code Lyoko

A show originated in France. About 4 boarding students named Jeremie Belpois, Ulrich Stern, Yumi Ishiyama, & Odd Della Robbia. They find an abandoned computer that sends them into a virtual world to fight off an AI named X.A.N.A. that wants to distroy all man kind. They must help their friend Aelita Schaeffer who is trapped in the virtual world named Lyoko.

Hey have you seen the show Code Lyoko?

Yeah! Awesome cartoon! Too bad Cartoon Network canceled it.

by thekidacrossyourstreetjustkid June 21, 2011

Code 18

Computer help desk slang for idiots.

(the problem is 18 inches away from screen)

Anyone confusing the CD slot with a coffee tray, the mouse with a pedal or closing a physical window instead of the pop-up alert can be labelled code 18.

by /0-0/ November 14, 2004

Code Rage

The feeling a programmer has towards another programmer (or team) when working with their shoddy code.

This poorly designed application is giving me code rage: I'm supposed to add these three features by next week, but I still can't make heads or tails of their clusterfuck of code. If I meet the guys who made this, I'm going to kill them.

by Agrona December 4, 2007