Bruised Canoe

A sex act in which the female grips the penis so hard that it turns black and blue for maximum penile pleasure.

“Dude did you hear that Sadie gave Chris a bruised canoe last night? He’ll be hurting for awhile!”

by GrandpaDad69 February 4, 2023

a brodie bruise

day one in prison segregation gets nonce bashed

a brodie bruise rage

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025