by Cortez The Pirate April 28, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. An asian bitch with a Fine Ass. I mean a real set of cheeks. Like two gelatinized bowling balls packed in leather pants. A real coin slot. Just stick a dime in there and ride it all night long. I mean an ass sculpted from smooth marble by Michelangelo himself. Perked and ripe for the picking. An ass that the greek gods would pay tribute to. Plump and gushing like two stout pumpkins ready for harvest. A real feast. A buffet of baked goods, steaming with purity. Two mouth watering, prize winning peaches crammed in skinny jeans. Practically begging for a nose to be nestled betwixt the pair of firm, smooth baby heads; glistening with the glow of rectitude and elegance.
You can tell he's a Brandon because of the two basket balls in his pants; practically bursting at the seams with grace!
by Harambe69420 April 15, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by i like pizza December 14, 2008
Get the Brandonmug. a guy who is nice but really cool at the same time. he's very smart but also athletic. he's every girl's dream guy.
by basketballin28473930 April 19, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is mine. No matter what happens and whoever simps on him, He’s Mine 😉 Now Back off and Lemme go and talk to him. Bye Girly/Dude. - Ari
by AyeShawtyy09 April 9, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a person who is cold to everyone but can show his human side like Sasuke Uchiha when it's appropriate he is not afraid of death he is a strong and patient person.
by Otakue November 11, 2013
Get the Brandonmug. the most amazing boy you will EVER meet in your life, someone who will care for you and when he's in love he'll never let you go. just wants 1 girl to love him for him, not his looks (even though they're amazing) absolutely great kisser & best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.
by kabbbbyyy April 10, 2010
Get the Brandonmug.